10 things I hate about you

Victim: Kristie
1. You talk to loud
ann: hey kristie
kristie: HEY ANN
meanwhile..across the world..men have died after a piercing girls voice has killed them. the words were "hey ann"
2. You are too obsessed with Bleach
ann: hey kristie..what are the numbers on your pm or for?
kristie: thats the ep number im currently on for bleach
looks at 5 digit number then faints
3. You are annoying
kristie: hey ann!
ann: hey
seconds later..
kriste: hey ann!
this is repeated 10 times
4. You think your tongue is sexier than mine..which is soo not
ann: *POKES TONGUE*
kristie: *POKES TONGUE*
ann: haha..my one is sexier
krisitie: No..mine is
ann: hmphh
as a consequence of saying that, the central openings closed on her butt. OUCH.
5. You correct my utterly perfect english
ann: You and your bichikuiya!
krisite: bichikuiya...what the hell is that?
ann: OMG..The guy you like in BLEACH
krisite: Its byakuya! (for this word..i had to wiki list of BLEACH characters-im not even sure if this is correct)
6. All she texts..well mostly..is HI
*phone rings*
ann: see Tina..i'm so special..everyone texts me cause im soo important
tina: oh yeaaa? let's see then
*reads: HI*
tina: bwahahaha..you loner (something down those lines)
*gets pissed at kristie..on the other hand kristie is happy texting random stuff*
7.She never waits for me at the bus stop anymore
There's no need for explanation is there?
8. She not dirty enough for me
(forgot real scenario but this goes along the lines of the real thing)
kristie: hey..lemme boring your phone so I can play with it..
ann: haha..playy? (thinking dirty..you should too)
kristie: yeaa..play
ann: aren't you thinking what I'm thinking?
kristie: phone?
ann: euhhhhh..pfft
9. She makes me addicted to stuff
this happened long ago but it might be the reason why we are friends
ann: OMG Kristie..you play Stepmania?
kristie: yeaaa..it's addictive
ann: so you go to C2 everyday to play stepmania
kristie: uhuuuh! Come here and play with me (teeheee..guess what im thinking)
month later
kim: ann..you play stepmania?
ann: yeaaa..it's addictive
kim: so you go to C2 everyday to play stepmania
ann: uhhuuuu! Come play!
month later..someone asked kim the same question..and this all relates to the KRISTIE
10. You don't like the site of guys
ann: kristie..come with me to the boys canteen
krisite: NOOOOO! *sounding like she was about to die on some epic movie*
ann: I was just asking...* walks away with bust eardrums*