pet peeves

one word responses in text msges:

exhibit A:

me: hey should I do this? belonging is an individual desire formed by the sldfsjflsdjflksjflsjof............
culprit: yep
me: sorry can we change the time to this?
culprit: yep
me: hey the thing you sent me did not have the thesis statement would you possibly be able to send me the editted copy? Also can you read my drafts thanks.
culprit: yep.


exhibit B:
me; should i get her this cause i was thinking she would want this but maybe it might be too hard for her to carry and she might not want to walk around with it at school. this would be easier....?
culprit: ok
me: uhm yeah so i'll buy it tomorrow yeah?
culprit: ok

ARGH WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO BE SO PREDICTABLE IMAGINE IF YOU DID THIS IN REAL LIFE HOW SAD AND BORING WOULD YOU BE. 
yeah i know this is text messaging and yeah it's s'ppose to be short and succint but look at my efforts I honestly don't even text properly cause my keys are small as and my fingers are stubby so I spell things wrong all the time and its a pain in the ass yet I still try to friggin type and pretend to be vaguely interested can't you do the same argh. 

the day you guys type more than a line of text i would hallelujah all over the place.